look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way
june matzoh ball soup
February Kiss… damn. That’s actually not bad.
May Ferro Rocher
Well, it’s a male prostitute so…
July Blueberry Greek Yogurt
I wouldn’t be very rich with that name. Maybe July Rice
January breakfast taco
March Stelline. Everyone always thinks I’m Italian or something.
August Lemon Truffle… *wince*
(srsly, kudos to the implications of ‘September Dick’ up there)
January Super Noodles (Beefy)